Thursday, July 31, 2014

Financial Death Star 2.0: 25 Megatons

Guaranteed to Obliterate Globalization (or your money back, literally)
Global Central Banks finally stopped dicking around with chump change and have now created a new and far more powerful financial WMD, roughly 25 times the magnitude of 2007-era subprime. The end result is record global debt, record money printing, record margin debt, record U.S. stock market, record leveraged loans, record home prices, record billionaires, record poverty, record foodstamps, record wealth inequality, record mental illness, record gun sales, record mass shootings, all papered over by record bullshit spewed by record dumbfucks.

This should do the trick... 

Death Star 2.0 has been hidden-in-plain-view by the relentless rise of the Dow (and S&P) - keeping the Idiocracy fat and happy, and otherwise tuned in to the Kardashians

Dow with Total Debt
Total Debt Up 300% in 20 years. Dow up 300% in 20 years. Must be a coincidence.

The best stock market borrowed money can buy:



Dow with Fed Balance Sheet

The Best Illusion Printed Money Can Buy



Dow Adjusted for Debt and Inflation
Peaked in 2000. Lower peak in 2007. And now, whatever you want to call this pathetic Obama charade.

"The Grandkids' Dow":



Death Star 2.0 (25 Megatons)
History's Largest Financial Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD)
Working in earnest collaboration since 2008, global Central Banks finally concocted the ultimate financial weapon of mass destruction powerful enough to finally destroy Globalization. It's on a scale roughly 25x the size of 2007 subprime. When it implodes, Globalization will be obliterated, leaving nothing behind but a smoking fucking crater.

Subprime was chump change, this should do the trick...



"Aw Fuck, Not This Again !"
This time in ADDITION to re-investing in subprime, the leveraged hot money is "invested" in Greek/Spain Ponzi Bonds, Vancouver crack shacks, London penthouses, ghost cities in China, Convenant-Lite Loans, *special* dividends, Venezuelan stocks, Tesla shares, BitCasino, Overpriced Tech IPOs and anywhere else financial heroin is accepted. 

(If anyone still owns stocks, here is some timely advice on how to manage your "bubble stocks", every portfolio should have at least half a dozen).

Those who are against global slavery, can thank Central Banks for building a WMD that is finally large enough to obliterate Globalization once and for all. It couldn't be done without them. 

This can't all end until Bill Gates is running around like a dumbfuck saying: "Where's my money ?".