Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Amazon Denialism At Level '11' Asinine

I thought that when Amazon got monkey hammered this past quarter for a HUGE miss on earnings and weak forward guidance, that would put the 'Amazon is putting retail out of business' fake meme out of operation, but as always I totally underestimated the Idiocracy's overwhelming compulsion to believe ANYTHING, except the truth...




This week due to earnings releases for retail, the sector is going into bloodbath mode across the board. But don't take my word for it, straight from the horse's ass:



"They say, 'Amazon is almost back to a [$1,000 stock price] after a mediocre quarter. That's what I want to be in.'"

"There's just a tremendous fear of Amazon everywhere,"



Sporting Goods panic mode



Outlet panic mode




Auto Parts panic mode




Coffee panic mode




Cheesecake panic mode




Groceries panic mode




"Then Amazon took over the entire economy, right before it collapsed. No one saw it coming"